“getting over getting old,” laughing helps…a lot!

You want more laughs? You’ve got it! The usual instigator being my Brit friend with the wicked sense of humor…Sylvia.¬† ūüôā

 
 
 
Questions and Answers from AARP Forum
Q: Where can men over the age 
of 60 find younger, sexy 
women who are interested 
in them?
A: Try a bookstore, under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his 
wife is going through 
menopause?
A:¬†Keep busy. If you’re handy with¬†
tools, you can finish the basement. 
When you’re done you’ll have a¬†
place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that 
menopause is mentioned in 
the bible. Is
 that true? 
Where can
 it be  found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 
“And Mary rode Joseph’s ass¬†
all the way to¬† Egypt …”
Q: How can you increase the 
heart rate of your 60-plus 
year old husband?
A:¬†Tell him you’re pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that 
terrible curse of the elderly 
wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q:¬†Seriously! What can I do for¬†these Crow’s feet and all¬†those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A:¬†Valets don’t forget where they¬†park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with  short term memory storage?
A:¬†Storing memory is not a problem–¬†Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter  antique stores?
A:¬†“Gosh, I remember these!”
SMILE, You’ve still got your sense of humor, RIGHT

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

     

    

just in the nick of time to help me reach my goal…hugmamma. (gotta love my friend Sylvia!)¬†¬†

 

hugs for sharing some brief thoughts...and keeping them positive

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