I’m sharing the following with you from blogging friend nrhatch. Witty, well-versed and pretty as well, she’s got an impressive following of readers. You won’t be disappointed if you decide to float on by to check out her blog.
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
He placed four worms into four separate jars.
*The first filled with alcohol.
*The second filled with cigarette smoke.
*The third filled with chocolate syrup.
*The fourth filled with good clean soil.
At the end of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results.
*The first worm in alcohol – Dead.
*The second worm in cigarette smoke – Dead.
*The third worm in chocolate syrup – Dead.
*The fourth worm in good clean soil – Alive.
The Minister then asked “What can you learn from this demonstration?”
An old woman in the back of church quickly raised her hand and said “As long as you drink, smoke, and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!”
That pretty much ended the service.
…you must be chuckling into whatever it is you’re drinking from that jar…