So it began, the subjugation of humankind to earth’s other species.
“About time, don’t you think?” exclaimed the ivy to the flowers clinging to its twiggy branches. “I’ve been waiting for this day ever since my ancestors put down roots. Generations of my kind have put up with humans stepping on us…uprooting us to plant something more to their liking. Who died and made the human God anyway?”
Nearby patches of grass peeking out from cracks in the asphalt chimed in “Down with humans!!!”
An uprising the likes of which the world had never seen was underway.
Mankind would pay.